My Pokemon Gym: Fire

Welcome to the ninth iteration of the My Pokemon Gym series. If you’re new to this series, I take a Pokemon type then build out my team of six Pokemon of that type as if I were the gym leader. Here are the rules:

  1. I can’t use legendary/mythical Pokemon
  2. I can’t reuse Pokemon I’ve used in previous gyms in this series.
  3. Forms of the same Pokémon can be reused, provided they have different typing. For example, if I used Rattata in a Normal gym team, I could use Alolan Rattata in a Dark gym team.

Want to read my other My Pokemon Gym posts? Go read the Fighting, Ice, Psychic, Grass, Dragon, Fairy, Electric, and Bug type posts when you’re done here. All images courtesy pokemondb.net unless otherwise stated.

Oricorio (Baile Form)

Okay. I’ll admit that I’m not much of a Fire type user. The Fire type that is my favorite and that I’ve used the most competitively will make an appearance on another team, while two of the three honorable mentions on my favorite Pokemon list are pre-evolved forms that are useless in battle. With that said, there’s a couple of Fire types I love using in VGC-style doubles battles, including Oricorio. I’m fairly sure Oricorio is a horrid singles Pokemon, but that’s not going to stop me here. It’s a scout, as you might be able to tell with U-Turn. That said, Oricorio’s Fire type movepool is shallow. And by shallow, I mean it gets Revelation Dance1Revelation Dance is a unique move in that it changes type based on the user’s primary typing. This means it could be Fire, Psychic, Electric, or Ghost type for Oricorio, depending on which form you’re using., Hidden Power Fire2Which isn’t even the most useful Hidden Power you could give it., and…that’s it. Oricorio makes this team on so many technicalities it’s crazy. That said, pairing it with Mega Gardevoir or Mega Alakazam in doubles is hilarious.

Ability: Dancer
Item: Choice Scarf
Moves: U-Turn, Hurricane, Revelation Dance, Hidden Power Ground

Magmar

*Flash Gordon plays*

Magmar is the very first Pokemon I learned to do trapping shenanigans with all the way back in Gen I. Granted, trapping was broken in Gen I compared to now, but I still felt the need to pay homage to it with this set. The combination of Fire Spin, Toxic, and Confuse Ray will ensure opponents die a slow death, while the combination of Eviolite and Smokescreen will (hopefully) keep me alive long enough to make a dent on my opponent’s team. A realistic hope? Probably not. But I get to be super annoying while I’m still alive.

Ability: Flame Body
Item: Eviolite
Moves: Fire Spin, Confuse Ray, Smokescreen, Toxic

Castform (Sunny Form)

Alright, I get that this is the second Pokemon I’m putting on this team due to a technicality. But if you exclude legendary and mythical Pokemon, the Fire type is devoid of likeable fully-evolved Pokemon (at least ones I’m not using on other teams3Chandelure, Delphox or that aren’t overpowered and broken4Volcorona, Arcanine. Really this was a debate between Castform and Mega Camerupt, but since I’m already bringing a different Mega Evolution on this team, Castform gets the spot. Realistically, Castform is here to set up Sunny Day. It won’t survive to do much else.

Ability: Forecast
Item: Heat Rock
Moves: Sunny Day, Weather Ball, Solar Beam, Ominous Wind

Magcargo

Okay. I know that Passho Berry is wishful thinking unless a lucky Ancient Power boost on a swap happens. That said, the vast majority of this team is built on getting lucky at the right time. Magcargo will hopefully spread some burn around, but let’s be realistic here — it’s gonna die.

Ability: Flame Body
Item: Passho Berry
Moves: Earth Power, Amnesia, Will-o-Wisp, Ancient Power

Mega Blaziken

Finally! A Pokemon that’s going to do some damage to other Pokemon. Clearly the best way to harness this power on a team full of things that die easily is to give Mega Blaziken a set of moves that nearly ensure it’ll also die quickly. It’s a high risk, high reward set, which is exactly what I’d expect from Blaziken. Blaze Kick’s increased critical hit rate is pretty awesome, but since I’m using Mega Blaziken, I can’t boost it further with Scope Lens. This set is walled by physically defensive Water types — but this is a Fire type gym. What did you expect?

Ability: Speed Boost
Item: Blazikenite
Moves: High Jump Kick, Brave Bird, Protect, Blaze Kick

Houndoom

Oh. You expected someone to be running Solar Beam that can take advantage of my Castform’s use of Sunny Day. Well. Here you go.

Ability: Unnerve
Item: Life Orb
Moves: Nasty Plot, Flamethrower, Dark Pulse, Solar Beam

My Pokemon Gym: Electric

Welcome to the eighth iteration of the My Pokemon Gym series. If you’re new to this series, I take a Pokemon type then build out my team of six Pokemon of that type as if I were the gym leader. Here are the rules:

  1. I can’t use legendary/mythical Pokemon
  2. I can’t reuse Pokemon I’ve used in previous gyms in this series.
  3. Forms of the same Pokémon can be reused, provided they have different typing. For example, if I used Rattata in a Normal gym team, I could use Alolan Rattata in a Dark gym team.

Want to read my other My Pokemon Gym posts? Go read the Fighting, Ice, Psychic, Grass, Dragon, Bug, and Fairy type posts when you’re done here. All images courtesy pokemondb.net unless otherwise stated.

Zebstrika

Despite Electric being a type full of speedy Pokemon, I chose not to have a dedicated lead on this team1Apologies to Electrode, which was my last cut from this team. I originally had Electrode on this team, only to then realize that I liked it more because of its memeiness in Smash rather than actually liking it in the main series games.. Zebstrika would be the functional lead for this team, meant more for busting holes in weak physical leads than anything else. I’m taking a gamble with the Sap Sipper ability, though it’s because Zebstrika’s other abilities don’t really play into a physical build. I do love Bounce on Zebstrika, particularly when powered up with a Z-crystal. That said, most of the damage here will be dished out via Thrash and Wild Charge.

Ability: Sap Sipper
Item: Muscle Band
Moves: Thrash, Bounce, Flame Charge, Wild Charge

Heliolisk

Heliolisk is a terrible fit synergy wise with the rest of this team, but I swear it has a purpose. Considering the number of Ground Pokemon that benefit from Sandstorm, Heliolisk is meant to bait those Pokemon in and hit them hard with Surf, all while avoiding their hits with the combination of Sand Veil, Double Team, and Bright Powder. Gimmicky? Sure. But considering how much Ground types scare off Electric Pokemon, I feel like I need some way to deal with them.

Ability: Sand Veil
Item: Bright Powder
Moves: Sandstorm, Parabolic Charge, Double Team, Surf

Stunfisk

Stunfisk is ugly. In a type that’s full of way-too-cute Pokemon, I kind of like Stunfisk. It’s got the same stigma that Raichu has2Where the Pokemon is hated more than it should be for no good reason., only with a much better move pool. Givin Stunfisk a set of moves aimed on delivering status effects seems to fit its reputation of being something players want to shy away from, as does its recovery being Pain Split. There’s not a great item to use with this moveset, so I’m giving it Expert Belt. I considered Assault Vest, but then I couldn’t use recovery moves, hence not equipping that item.

Ability: Static
Item: Expert Belt
Moves: Scald, Sludge Bomb, Pain Split, Discharge

Alolan Golem

I don’t know that Alolan Golem is actually that good if I’m objective. Yeah, it can trap Steel types in. And yes, it has Earthquake coverage that much of my team lacks. But I’m always comparing Alolan Golem to its Kantonian counterpart in my mind. When doing that, it just doesn’t stack up. Am I doing this wrong?

Anyway. Z-move coming off Thunder Punch. Brick Break. Protect. Awesome facial hair.

Ability: Magnet Pull
Item: Electrium-Z
Moves: Brick Break, Earthquake, Thunder Punch, Protect

Mega Ampharos

The single most glorious mane in Pokemon is here. I always knew Mega Ampharos hit hard, but it wasn’t until making this post that I realized that it has a thumping 165 base Special Attack. Holy hell. Get a pair of Charge Beams up and everything is dead. Could you imagine Baton Passing Calm Mind or evasion boosts to this thing? Damn. Hidden Power Poison is there for Fairy types, while Dragon Pulse should hit pretty much everything else hard.

Ability: Mold Breaker (Static prior to mega evolution)
Item: Ampharosite
Moves: Charge Beam, Dragon Pulse, Cotton Guard, Hidden Power Poison

Jolteon

There are a lot of Pokemon that can claim they got so much better once we got past the first two generations of the game — what with the introduction of abilities, held items, mega evolutions, and expanded move pools. Jolteon is not one of those Pokemon. Its abilites range from underwhelming (Volt Absorb) to terrible (Quick Feet). Its move pool can’t even take advantage of the latter ability because of its weak physical attack. And most of the non-TM moves added to its move pool since Gen I are lackluster. So why have it on my team? It was the only Gen I Electric type I could reliably use when I played those games. Magneton didn’t get good until it became a Steel type and got an evolution. Raichu got overshadowed by its pre-evolution. Electrode is a meme. And Zapdos breaks my no legendaries rule. So Jolteon makes the team despite its shortcomings. We’ll try to use it to fight the power3Row, row anyway.

Ability: Quick Feet
Item: Flame Orb
Moves: Synchronoise, Shadow Ball, Thunderbolt, Hidden Power Ice

My Pokemon Gym: Bug

Welcome to the seventh iteration of the My Pokemon Gym series. If you’re new to this series, I take a Pokemon type then build out my team of six Pokemon of that type as if I were the gym leader. Here are the rules:

  1. I can’t use legendary/mythical Pokemon
  2. I can’t reuse Pokemon I’ve used in previous gyms in this series.
  3. Forms of the same Pokémon can be reused, provided they have different typing. For example, if I used Rattata in a Normal gym team, I could use Alolan Rattata in a Dark gym team.

Want to read my other My Pokemon Gym posts? Go read the Fighting, Ice, Psychic, Grass, Dragon, and Fairy type posts when you’re done here. All images courtesy pokemondb.net unless otherwise stated.

Galvantula

It actively pained me not to put Galvantula on my coming Electric type gym team. That said, what Pokemon is more associated with Sticky Web as a lead than Galvantula? Maybe Shuckle if you’re having it as a pawn that gets taken down to Sturdy, but that’s not the best use of Shuckle (in my opinion). Galvantula has some surprisingly hard hitting attacks, never mind my active decision to swap out the momentum building U-Turn in favor of Lunge. The primary goal is still to get Sticky Web up, however, if I can do some serious damage along the way, all the better.

Ability: Unnerve
Item: Focus Sash
Moves: Sticky Web, Sucker Punch, Lunge, Wild Charge

Butterfree

A while back, I did a playthrough of Pokemon Sun where I beat 3/4 of the Elite Four with an Eviolite Caterpie. Granted, that Caterpie had a metric fuckton of boosts passed to it by Drifblim/Hawlucha/Mega Lopunny/Espeon, but it still did its job. This Butterfree is an homage to that — though with a King’s Rock instead because it can’t get Eviolite boosts. Quiver Dance and Silver Wind give most of the boosts I was passing to Caterpie (save for evasion), while I pair up Air Slash and Hidden Power Water for flinching shenanigans and Rock/Fire type coverage, respectively.

Ability: Compound Eyes
Item: King’s Rock
Moves: Quiver Dance, Silver Wind, Air Slash, Hidden Power Water

Ariados

Ever since I wrote my piece on Pokemon who don’t learn obvious moves, I’ve gained a bit of love for Ariados. It’s a surprisingly hard hitting Pokemon, especially with Sniper and Fell Stinger. In an ideal situation, I could run both Focus Energy and Swords Dance on this set, but I felt that a priority move was more important than Swords Dance considering Ariados’ abysmal speed. If Focus Energy and Fell Stinger boosts are up — and I know that’s a huge if — Ariados becomes surprisingly hard to stop.

Ability: Sniper
Item: Scope Lens
Moves: Focus Energy, Fell Stinger, Shadow Sneak, Cross Poison

Shuckle

Hello. I am here to trap you and stall you out with residual damage and massive defense boosts. Thanks.

Ability: Contrary
Item: Chesto Berry
Moves: Shell Smash, Rest, Sleep Talk, Infestation

Araquanid

This spot came down to Golisopod or Araquanid — two Pokemon whose name I routinely forget how to spell. In the end, I picked the one that I can reliably use all four of its moveslots on more than just the first turn of the battle — not to mention one that doesn’t have a horrid ability. Araquanid gives me two stalling Pokemon on this team, though unlike Shuckle, Araquanid can deal out its fair share of damage too. I decided to drop Aqua Ring in favor of Liquidation because of the combination of the Water Bubble ability and Leech Life, but there’s an argument to be made for even more healing here.

Ability: Water Bubble
Item: Lum Berry
Moves: Toxic, Stockpile, Leech Life, Liquidation

Parasect

This is my first time having a Pokemon gym team that doesn’t have a mega evolution on the team, so I feel like I have to explain myself. I’ve already used Mega Heracross in my Fighting gym, while Mega Beedrill and Mega Scizor will be appearing in other gym types. As for Mega Pinsir…no. So here we are. Parasect saved me in my first runthrough of Pokemon Blue as a kid, taking out Sabrina when nothing else on my team could handle her. It’s not the best Bug Pokemon, but it makes the team as a nostalgia pick.

Ability: Damp
Item: Buginium-Z
Moves: Leech Life, Spore, Knock Off, Aerial Ace

Where My Pokemon Go Nicknames Came From

Surprise mid-week bonus post? Yes, yes it is. It’s also a massive length post, so go grab yourself some popcorn or lunch and get settled in.

I recently had a discussion with a fellow Pokemon blogger, Lola, regarding our experience with Pokemon. In a post she wrote in late August, she talked about how one of her Pokemon Go friends refers to her as Nicknamer due to the number of Pokemon she gives nicknames too. This led to a discussion about how I do this too, almost to ridiculous levels. Both Lola and I decided we should write a post about the nicknames we give our Pokemon in Pokemon Go. This lead to me reviewing my Pokemon Go box and realizing that I have a ton of Pokemon I’ve nicknamed.

You should go read Lola’s post here: https://poketravellerlola.wordpress.com/2019/08/28/explaining-my-pokemon-go-nicknames/

How best to go about this then? I’ve decided to share all of my Pokemon Go nicknames here, albeit with a few parameters.

  • I’ve excluded nicknames that are labels for ease of searching for the most part. For example, I name all of my Pokemon I save to trade for distance with a left parenthesis, that way I can find them quickly. There are two exceptions to this rule.
    • All Pokemon I use to quickly drop in gyms I pass have an asterisk at the start of their nickname. When I refer to them in this post, I’ll use the nickname without the asterisk unless it’s part of the name.
    • All Pokemon with perfect IVs1aka perfect stats have names that begin with and accented e at the beginning (é). As with the last point, I’ll refer to them by the nickname without the extra character unless it’s part of the name.
    • Prior to lucky Pokemon being searchable, I preceded all lucky Pokemon names with an L with a stroke (Ł). While I removed this from most Pokemon once that search came out, if it made sense in the name, I kept it.
  • I’m also excluding Pokemon whose nicknames are solely informational, such as:
    • I have a Pokemon currently called Evolve Me. This is so I don’t forget to evolve it at some point.
    • Any Pokemon whose IVs/stats are part of the name.

I’ll add in a few pictures here and there, but not very many, otherwise this list would be even longer than it’s already going to be. There are also SO. MANY. links out, as some of these references are obscure. The list that follows will be in national dex order. Pokemon whose names are in bold and italics are my perfect IV Pokemon

Generation I

  • Venusaur – Way back in July of 2016 when I started playing Pokemon Go, I made an effort to theme some of my nicknames. All of my Gen I starters I caught had names of Greek or Roman philosophers, causing me to have a Venusaur named Socrates. Also, within hours of posting this, I caught my second perfect shadow Pokemon, this time a Bulbasaur. Its name is Aristotle.
  • Charizard – My only named Charizard is called Overrated. I’ve talked about this before.
  • Blastoise – As was the case with Venusaur, I have a philosopher starter here, this one named Parmenides.
  • Beedrill – You’ll find as I go through this list there’s a lot of music jokes. Beedrill is Bug Dentist because…TO BE BUG DENNNNNTISSST
  • Rattata – Both my perfect Rattata and shiny Rattata are named Rat God as a play on Eminem’s song Rap God. I’d also like to note that I once had a Pidgey named Tim Horton. I called it this just so I could trade it to my wife, who had not (at that point) been to Tim Horton’s. It ended up being her best Pidgey by a mile.
  • Fearow – In what might be the longest running joke in my Pokemon nicknames, I have a Fearow named Circle. When playing Pokemon Blue on the bus to a wrestling meet in high school, I asked someone to name my Fearow. They said A Circle. It stuck.
  • Arbok – It is Also Snek. There’s also Snek, but it’s later in this list.
  • NidoqueenNidoran And….Nidoran and…Nidoran and…
  • Nidoking – When I finally got a lucky Nidoking, it immediately got named George III. He was pretty lucky for the US.
  • Clefable – Much like the Minions, Clefairy is annoying and obsessed with the moon. So when I got a perfect one, it got named ThaMooooooon!
  • Ninetales – I love me some Ninetales. All of them have Fire Emblem nicknames. The Kantoian ones are named Selkie2I understand that Selkie is the only Ninetales name that isn’t a reference to Fire Emblem: Awakening. That said, it’s also the only perfect Ninetales I had, so I had to differentiate it somehow., Luna, and Sol, while the Alolan ones are named Lucina, Chrom, and Aether.
  • Parasect – I’m not saying I’m annoyed Leech Life isn’t in the game, but I did name a Parasect after the move.
  • VenomothThe dragonslayer lives. All hail the ATV.
  • Dugtrio – My very first lucky trade ever netted me an Alolan Diglett. Upon evolving, the Dugtrio’s headbobs timed out really well to the song I was listening to at that time, Le Disko by Shiny Toy Guns. So it’s LeDisko.
  • Persian – Alolan Persian is fat. I got a perfect one, so it’s just Bigglesworth.
  • Golduck – In the SUPER early days of gym battling, Golduck was annoying as hell to deal with, winning far more battles than it reasonably should have as a defender. Considering how often it was victorious, I chose to pay homage to the Glorious Bomb by naming it Glorious.
  • Primeape – In the anime, Primeape steals Ash’s hat. So…AshHatThief.
  • Poliwrath – Ivan Drago seemed like a good choice to shout out with a punching Pokemon. It’s Drago.
  • AlazakamTwo Spoon. Because this video. This series comes up again.
  • MachampMy favorite throwaway joke from an episode of Family Guy netted me two different Machamp nicknames, Reagan and Sleepy.
  • Victreebel – Nothing says sexual tension like a Bellsprout wiggling its hips. Hence how this became Allureabel.
  • Golem – There’s a few Tolkien jokes here, as I have Kantonian Golem named JRR and Precious. That said, I also have a perfect Alolan Golem named Magnet Rock. It’s not a great name, but it fits.
  • Rapidash – I am…Photo Finish.
  • Dodrio – You’re familiar with the cerberus, right? You know, three headed dog that guards Hades? Well, this is Cerbirbus.
  • Shellder – The very first shiny I ever caught in a main series Pokemon game was a bright orange Shellder I named Scallop. Thus, once I found a shiny Shellder in Pokemon Go, it became Scallop II.
  • Hypno – I have a Hypno named Biggie. I just love his flashy ways.
  • Kingler – I get that Kingler is not a lobster. But considering mine has perfect IVs, it is JIBBERS CRABST. Yes, the all caps is necessary.
  • Hitmonlee – Both of my Hitmonlee are named after wrestlers who love to kick, Funaki and Tajiri.
  • Hitmonchan – Meanwhile, my two Hitmonchan I’ve nicknamed have been named based on female MMA fighters, named Tate and Kowalkiewicz, respectively.
  • Weezing – Oh how I wish Galarian Weezing was out for this. That said, it’s Trump’s EPA. Their track record speaks for itself.
  • Seaking – One of the few times I wished Pokemon allowed curse words, I’m referencing a VERY old meme when I call this MF Seaking.
  • Magikarp – If you ever see my CP 10 shiny Magikarp in a gym, know that its name is Gym Shame and that I’ve placed it in a gym after kicking out someone who annoys me. I have a Meditite with the same name and CP. I also have a Magikarp named LivedOn1HP, as a shoutout to my favorite Poketuber.
  • Lapras – I actually have three named Lapras, all with completely different name sources. The first is named Tree Fiddy, as Lapras looks an awful lot like the Loch Ness Monster. Second, we have one named White Rose, because while Bumbleby is finally a thing, the OTP in RWBY will always be White Rose in my mind. Finally, my shiny Lapras is Liopleurdon, because Charlie needs to see this magical creature.
  • Kabutops – My two Kabutops are named Coheed and Cambria. It’s the Cambrian explosion! Well, plus a Coheed reference.
  • Snorlax – Calling Snorlax fat is too easy. Calling it a Michael Jackson parody (or MJ Parody for short) is at least thinly veiled.
  • Zapdos – Zapdos was the first legendary Pokemon I caught in Pokemon Go3I went 0 for my first 22 attempts at catching a legendary Pokemon in a raid, including 0 for 18 on my favorite Pokemon ever, Articuno. Of course, I caught four of the first five Zapdos I saw. — and I got a near perfect one at that. Said Zapdos was named Electric Fried Chicken, or EFC for short. Then, once we got Zapdos raid day with Thunder Shock as a special move, one of the Zapdos I caught on that day became Wichita St. No, I don’t care that it’s not the same kind of shocker.
  • Dragonite – In recognizing two of the move-based nicknames I’ve given, my Outrage knowing Dragonite is oRATM4(out)Rage Against The Machine, while my Draco Meteor knowing one is Malfoy.
  • Mew – When you go to catch Mew as part of the special research reward in Pokemon Go, you go into AR mode. Mew will disappear on your screen intermittently, making it one of the more annoying catches in the game. Because it becomes invisible, its name is

Generation II

  • Ariados – I’m not saying I’m annoyed Ariados can’t learn Sing in any Pokemon game, but I did name one Missing Sing.
  • Crobat – In what might be super obscure reference, my Crobat is named Vlad because you wouldn’t hit a bat with glasses on, would you?
  • Igglybuff – The most recent perfect IV Pokemon on my list gets to use the accented e as part of its nickname, as its floaty nature lends itself to the nickname éLium.
  • Ampharos – My lone Community Day Ampharos is named Glorious Hair because have you seen Mega Ampharos. I also have an Ampharos named Philip because…well, you know.
  • Azumarill – My perfect bunny Pokemon is named Crimson as a shoutout to a rabbit named Clover owned by one of my friends.
  • Politoed – In easily the most surprising perfect IV Pokemon I’ve ever encountered, I caught a perfect shadow Poliwag recently. I purified it out of principle, but because of its perfection and purification, it seemed like it needed a holy name. Since I already have a perfect Poliwrath, it was only natural to make this one a Politod, hence the named Toadsus.
  • Espeon – Much like Lapras, I have three named Espeon5This is a trend with certain Pokemon in Go for me. It started with Espeon, but it’s since expanded.. My Community Day Espeon is named Papa Roach on the account of knowing Last Resort. My shiny one also has a musical reference, having the name LoveTheAlien due to its green coloration. Finally, I have an Espeon named Magic Bounce as a nod to its ability in the main games. I’d like to think Magic Bounce’s theme song is Magic Stick, however according to my wife, I’m the only person who still likes that song.
  • Umbreon – My shiny Umbreon is named InGaN, which is the chemical notation for Indium Gallium Nitride. It’s the stuff that makes your LED lights glow blue.
  • Murkrow – More music references, as my perfect Murkrow is named éPro, which is a nod to the Beck song by the same name. Said Murkrow is also called The Murkrow of Death, as it’s a PvP monster.
  • Steelix – Oh hey! I told you Snek would show up later.
  • Shuckle – More sadness from the Cursing is Banned in Pokemon Department, as everyone knows you cannot fuckle with Shuckle. Since I like to drop Shuckle in gyms, the asterisk serves a double purpose here, as my main one is named *le.
  • Delibird – Santa Birb. This one is obvious.
  • Houndour – My shiny Houndour is named Huckleberry, both as a nod to Huckleberry Hound, as well as to Doc Holiday.
  • Kingdra – I have Kingdra and Queendra. Not much explanation necessary here.
  • Donphan – It’s an elephant. With what looks like tank treads on it. So it’s Treadaphant. Again, not a complicated one.
  • Hitmontop – I can’t be the only one who thinks Hitmontop looks like a teenage version of Groot. Right? Right. This is Teen Groot.
  • Blissey – Never have I been so pissed off about Pokemon Go as I was when I finally had enough candy to evolve my Chansey into a Blissey, only for Niantic to nerf Blissey the very next day. Not even when Smeargle almost made me quit the game. Blissey will always remain named Stupid Nerf for that reason.
  • Tyranitar – Pretty simple really. Mine is called Dark Dragon because it’s a Dark-type that’s also a drago…what? Tryranitar is Rock/Dark? Who thought this up? Next you’re going to tell me Psyduck isn’t Psychic type6For the few unaware, Psyduck is a pure Water type for reasons that literally no one has ever been able to explain adequately.

Generation III

  • Blaziken – My perfect IV Blaziken is named Col. Sanders. Because it’s a Fire type chicken. Fried chicken.
  • Linoone – This nickname is sadly a relic of the pre-CP rebalance days. My wife and I were sitting in our apartment catching weather boosted Pokemon when a CP 69 Zigzagoon popped up. I make the joke that all CP 69s were perfect, which she scoffed at…but then this Zigzagoon actually was. Sadly, its CP change with the rebalance, but I kept its nickname, Nice.
  • DustoxDust Devils are tornado like things that appear in the desert Southwest and are one of my favorite natural phenomena. Considering my Dustox knows Silver Wind, I found DustDevil to be a fitting name.
  • Shifty – Finding a perfect Seedot is ridiculous. So is giving it a corny nickname. It’s named énroc, which is a play on the word corny being spelled backwards.
  • Taillow – Earlier this year, I was job hunting hard and had gone through the interview process for a job I really wanted. I had waited longer than I expected for word to come back on said job. I was walking around my old work parking lot, stressing about my work situation, all while playing Pokemon Go to mindlessly pass the time. I caught a Taillow and named it Hope because hope is the thing with feathers. About an hour later, I got a call offering me the job I was looking for. It’s a garbage Taillow, but I keep it anyway.
  • Gardevoir – Though my Murkrow has the “of Death” appending to their nickname informally, my perfect Ralts (now Gardevoir) got it as part of her name, as I dubbed it DressODeath. It’s clearly a combat skirt.
  • Breloom – As someone who used to travel a decent amount for work, FlightAware was my best friend. When I caught a good Breloom with double Fighting moves in an airport, it obviously had to be named FightAware.
  • SlakingThere’s a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica. It looks like fun, as they have baby sloths. When I got my first perfect sloth, it got named Costa Rica.
  • Hariyama – Yokozuna and E.Honda seemed like good names to give to these massive behemoths of destruction.
  • Delcatty – Did you know Tacocat is Tacocat spelled backwards? I love my Delcatty, even if it isn’t as trolly as I want it to be.
  • Mawile – Mawile can eat you with its hair. Nom Hair is its name.
  • Medicham – Want to know one of my least favorite Pokemon designs? It’s the Medicham line. The whole line. That said, I clearly had to keep the perfect one I hatched. It’s name? ILookDumb.
  • Manectric – Manectric has entrance music, just like a pro wrestler. That song? “I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement. Only it sings its name, IAmManectric.
  • Swalot – Swalot looks like a gumdrop. A toxic one. But Gumdrop it is.
  • Wailord and Kyogre – I’m combining these two as both of their nicknames have the same origin story. After catching my first Kyogre, I named it Lord Whale, as Kyogre is the guardian of the sea or something like that. My wife misheard me and thought I called it Wailord, which confused her, as I was still 100 or so candy from being able to evolve my Wailmer into a Wailord. A couple of weeks later, I got my candy and evolved Wailmer into Wailord. I named it Kyogre. I also may or may not have told a friend of mine that this was the release of shiny Kyogre.
  • Flygon – If only Flygon had gotten a mega evolution. Then I wouldn’t have to call my perfect Flygon by the name of NonMega.
  • Altaria – My Altaria is named Swabby. Not all of these are good names.
  • Seviper – My Seviper is CP 404. As such, its name is SnekNotFound.
  • Whiscash – A perfect mustache on a perfect IV Pokemon deserves the name Rollie, as an ode to one of the greatest mustaches to ever live.
  • Milotic – Pokemon Go has really made me hate Feebas. Imagine my annoyance with the recent Jirachi special research had a task to evolve a Feebas. Thus, my Feebas, eventually Milotic, got renamed IHateFeebas.
  • Castform – One of my favorite things to do is to put Snowy Castform in gyms in Ohio. It legit makes people mad. I just have an army of Snow Castform named Snow1, Snow 2, Snow3, etc. I also have a rainy Castform aptly named H2O.
  • Banette – All of my perfect Pokemon get names, regardless of what they are or how good of a name I can think of for them. That’s now my perfect Banette got the name Zippers.
  • Wynaut – I considered naming my Wynaut Why. Why? Wynaut.
  • Metagross – All of my Metagross that I use in battle are members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Currently, I have RZA, ODB7ODB started this, as it was originally short for Ol’ Dirty Beldum., Method Man, and Raekwon.
  • Latios – I am not a fan of the Latis. After my fifth consecutive research reward Latios, I named it Trashios. I then proceeded to get another one the next week.
  • Groudon – We can all agree that Primal Groudon looks like something out of the Power Rangers universe, yes? Good. Then you understand why this is Megazord.

Generation IV

  • BidoofBidoof is Rusty. Bidoof will always be Rusty until they release the shiny version.
  • Roserade – My wife used to label Pokemon she wanted to trade with the name Zz. When she made a trade with me that netted me a lucky, shiny Roselia, this lead to me naming the Pokemon RoZzelia. This changed to RoZzrade once its evolution was released.
  • Drifblim – A while back, I did a challenge wherein my goal was to beat the Pokemon Sun Elite Four using only a Caterpie to attack. This strategy was full of Baton Pass shenanigans, which involved a Drifblim passing Minimize and Stockpile boosts. Thus my Drifblim in Go got the name Minimize.
  • Honchkrow – I was traded a shiny Murkrow. It was lucky before lucky trades existed. It’s thusly named The Purpkrow. I still refuse to believe shiny Murkrow can be found in the wild8I said this to my wife once. She then tapped on a Murkrow and it was shiny. DURING THE CONVERSATION WHERE I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT IT. That’s some Tim McCarver level bullshit..
  • Bonsly – Sudowoodo is introduced to players in Pokemon Gold/Silver by faking being a tree. Hence my shiny Bonsly’s name TotallyATree.
  • Munchlax – I hatched two perfect Munchlax in the span of 30 days. Their names are éatAllThings and éatMoreThing, respectively.
  • Lucario – Oh look. Something for me to wreck in Smash. As a Lucina main, I consider Lucario to be SmashFodder.
  • AbomasnowAbomasnow. Obama in snow. President Snow.
  • Rhyperior – Both of my Rhyperior are references to Dwayne Johnson, being named RockBottom and Dwayne, respectively.
  • Tangrowth – Look. If you had. One shot. To name a Tangrowth anything you ever wanted. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?9Also, Tangela should be pronounced tan-gel-a from here on out. Don’t ask why. Just do it.
  • Electivire – I caught a perfect Electabuzz in a raid, only for Rock Me Amadeus to come on the raid very shortly afterward. Hence my Electivire getting the name Ohmadayus.
  • Togekiss – Birb. Just birb.
  • LeafeonI am a leaf on the wind…except that’s too many characters for Pokemon Go, so it’s just LeafOnTheWin.
  • Glaceon – My favorite frozen dessert? Ice cream. But my second favorite? Italian Ice. Since this Glaceon is perfect, we get a small bastardization of that name, as it became étalianIce10I’ll still accept this pronunciation for Italian over people who insist on pronouncing it “eye-tal-yan”. I know, and am related to, at least two people who do this. It’s cringey..
  • Mamoswine – Did you know Ray Romano is a really good actor in things that aren’t Everybody Loves Raymond? Like Ice Age. It’s a good reason to name a Mamoswine after him.
  • Porygon Z – Porygon is a duck. It’s also made from code. A digital duck, if you will. Digital duck. Digiduck.
  • Gallade – My Gallade is named Arm Blades because…well…have you seen Gallade’s arms?
  • Probopass – Nosepass and Probopass look like dollar store Easter Island heads. Hence the nickname I’ve giving mine, Łeaster.
  • Meltan – Prior to Meltan being officially announced, Niantic gave us a sneak peek of it by having Ditto disguise itself as Meltan for a brief amount of time. Since there wasn’t any information about this Pokemon out there, the Pokemon community started giving it placeholder names. My favorite of these was Nutto. I’ve kept the first Meltan I ever caught, along with its initial nickname — Nutto.

My Pokemon Gym: Fairy

Welcome to the sixth iteration of the My Pokemon Gym series. If you’re new to this series, I take a Pokemon type then build out my team of six Pokemon of that type as if I were the gym leader. Here are the rules:

  1. I can’t use legendary/mythical Pokemon
  2. I can’t reuse Pokemon I’ve used in previous gyms in this series.
  3. Forms of the same Pokémon can be reused, provided they have different typing. For example, if I used Rattata in a Normal gym team, I could use Alolan Rattata in a Dark gym team.

Want to read my other My Pokemon Gym posts? Go read the Fighting, Ice, Psychic, Grass, and Dragon type posts when you’re done here. All images courtesy pokemondb.net unless otherwise stated.

Wigglytuff

One of the big things I’ve noticed battling online for Sun/Moon is that people love their Intimidate leads. While Fairy type doesn’t have a ton of physical attackers to truly be negatively effected by this, why not take advantage of it? Wigglytuff hits shockingly hard thanks to Competitive, potentially allowing me to take out an early threat unexpectedly. If I don’t get my Competitive boost, the giant balloon will pack Stealth Rock to help set up the rest of my team for success.

Ability: Competitive
Item: Life Orb
Moves: Stealth Rock, Shadow Ball, Flamethrower, Psychic

Ribombee

I do enjoy tricking a Choice item onto an unsuspecting player. Ribombee is intended to be my cleric, carrying Aromatherapy to help heal my team. That said, I’d like to be able to trap someone in while handling this. While I’ve typically used Ribombee as a Quiver Dance sweeper in the past, the cleric role suits this tiny bee nicely, particularly if I’m able to get a healing berry out of the Trick.

Ability: Sweet Veil
Item: Choice Specs
Moves: Trick, Aromatherapy, Infestation, Toxic

Primarina

While the third slot on my teams is typically reserved for my mega evolution entry on the team, that won’t be the case here, as Fairy is a type littered with Special Attackers. Primarina gets a nice priority move in Aqua Jet, along with some thumping Special Attacking power with Moonblast, Energy Ball, and Hyper Voice. Petaya Berry helps this along, as I chose to reserve my Z-Crystal for the next member of my team.

Ability: Liquid Voice
Item: Petaya Berry
Moves: Hyper Voice, Moonblast, Aqua Jet, Energy Ball

Sylveon

I’m going with back to back Pokemon whose ability changes the type of Normal type moves. Though Sylveon is a Special Attacker, Last Resort hits hard enough that it’ll dent pretty much anything, especially if used as Breakneck Blitz. My Fairy team doesn’t have many Ground moves at its disposal, so putting Hidden Power Ground on something makes sense. Sylveon gets it by default as I felt it’d be a straight upgrade over Dig.

Ability: Pixilate
Item: Normalium-Z
Moves: Last Resort, Hyper Beam, Shadow Ball, Hidden Power Ground

Whimsicott

The lone entry on my team to not use a Fairy type move is here to toy with other Pokemon. Worry Seed is a woefully underrated move, potentially taking away great abilities to replace them with the decidedly average Insomnia. Using Whimsicott as a Defogger is nothing new, but I like the idea of running it in tandem with Worry Seed to deal with Toxic Spike setters.

Ability: Prankster
Item: Kebia Berry
Moves: Toxic, Hurricane, Worry Seed, Defog

Mega Mawile

Oh hey. Fairy type does have a physical attacker. By the time Mega Mawile comes in, its purpose is to clean up whatever the Special Attackers can’t take out. Stockpile helps Mega Mawile’s survivability if it’s in a pinch, but the hope is that it doesn’t need to use it. Ideally, it comes in on a Steel type, hits a Power Up Punch or two then starts sweeping with Iron Head and Play Rough.

Ability: Huge Power (Intimidate prior to mega evolution)
Item: Mawilite
Moves: Power Up Punch, Iron Head, Play Rough, Stockpile