So. You came here expecting to find merch and the ability to buy my work, did you?
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll sell you things. But the internet exists. Did you know you could be watching kitten videos right now? I think Yahoo! pool is still a thing. Independent bookstores have their own websites.
And yet, you’re here.
Look. I don’t have merch for you. But I will link to where you can buy my books. Someday.